Poetry in Motion
/0 Comments/in Fun/by Jerry WinkelSome Guy Turned His Dead Cat Into A Helicopter
Following this cat’s tragic demise after a fatal encounter with a car, Dutch Artist Bart Jansen turned the remains of the feline into a remote controlled helicopter. The device has been dubbed the Orvillecopter after the cat’s namesake American aviator Orville Wright.
Halloween Statisics
/0 Comments/in Fun/by Jerry WinkelMy best friend is……left brained.
Tonight he got jiggy with the statistics as he handout out his Halloween treats. I think we can all benefit from his efforts. He lives in New Jersey so I suppose tastes may vary around the country.
Begin |
Issued |
End Quantity |
Time |
Minutes |
Minutes |
||
Air Heads |
90 |
90 |
– |
8:05 |
245 |
2.7 |
|
Hershey bar |
42 |
42 |
– |
6:51 |
171 |
4.1 |
|
Reese’s cups |
60 |
60 |
– |
8:07 |
247 |
4.1 |
|
Kit Kat |
36 |
36 |
– |
6:38 |
158 |
4.4 |
|
Sweedish Fish |
24 |
24 |
– |
6:13 |
133 |
5.5 |
|
SweetTarts |
24 |
24 |
– |
6:14 |
134 |
5.6 |
|
Crunch |
32 |
32 |
– |
7:10 |
190 |
5.9 |
|
York Peppermint |
36 |
36 |
– |
7:40 |
220 |
6.1 |
|
Twix |
32 |
32 |
– |
7:20 |
200 |
6.3 |
|
Butterfinger |
40 |
40 |
– |
8:14 |
254 |
6.4 |
|
Hershey w/Almonds |
42 |
42 |
– |
8:40 |
280 |
6.7 |
|
Reese’s Pieces |
36 |
36 |
– |
8:06 |
246 |
6.8 |
|
Sour Patch |
24 |
24 |
– |
6:50 |
170 |
7.1 |
|
Dots |
24 |
24 |
– |
7:00 |
180 |
7.5 |
|
Snickers |
40 |
40 |
– |
9:04 |
300 |
7.5 |
|
Almond Joy |
36 |
36 |
9:00 |
300 |
8.3 |
||
Regular M&Ms |
48 |
36 |
12 |
300 |
8.3 |
||
Milky Way |
24 |
24 |
– |
7:22 |
202 |
8.4 |
|
Peanut Butter M&Ms |
24 |
24 |
– |
8:12 |
252 |
10.5 |
|
100 Grand |
16 |
16 |
– |
7:25 |
205 |
12.8 |
|
Peanut M&Ms |
48 |
23 |
25 |
300 |
13.0 |
||
3 Musketeers |
12 |
12 |
– |
7:15 |
195 |
16.3 |
|
Baby Ruth |
32 |
15 |
17 |
300 |
20.0 |
||
Mounds |
36 |
12 |
24 |
300 |
25.0 |
||
Payday |
24 |
9 |
15 |
300 |
33.3 |
||
Snickers Almond |
12 |
2 |
10 |
300 |
150.0 |
||
Total |
894 |
791 |
103 |
||||
First |
3:37pm |
||||||
Last |
9:04pm |
Hey Cyclists
/0 Comments/in Fun/by Jerry WinkelI’ve long been a foe of cyclists. Not mountain bikers. Not people riding in their neighborhoods. I’m a foe to the bikers riding streets that are not designed for cyclists. Living in Utah, that means all the mountain roads. Everyone knows there are roads that you can’t ride a bike on. I-15 is a good example. I believe many more roads should be considered off limits. How about State street? I’m not going to fight that one today. Today my beef is the winding mountain roads.
This week I was driving up East Canyon. I was pulling my boat to a reservoir to teach the motor boating merit badge to a group of scouts. I’m such a good guy! As I rode up the canyon I started encountering cyclists riding up the hill. They were mostly in groups of two but there were some singles. I noticed a state sign that said to watch for cyclists. Coincidentally, the radio had an announcement to watch for cyclists.
My question is what in the heck am I supposed to do when I’m approaching a blind curve with a double yellow line and I’ve got a cyclist on my right weaving back and forth. I’m putting up the hill pulling a trailer. I’m not in a Ferrari.
I took a few pics to show my dilemma? This road had dozens of these blind cures not five or six. I also photo-shopped in a rider.
Seriously, what should I do?
What do….
/0 Comments/in Fun/by Jerry WinkelWhat do Venice Beach, Walmart and The Learning Channel have in common?
They are where you go to see freaks.