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Some Guy Turned His Dead Cat Into A Helicopter

Following this cat’s tragic demise after a fatal encounter with a car, Dutch Artist Bart Jansen turned the remains of the feline into a remote controlled helicopter. The device has been dubbed the Orvillecopter after the cat’s namesake American aviator Orville Wright.


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Ridiculously Cool!

Halloween Statisics

My best friend is……left brained.

Tonight he got jiggy with the statistics as he handout out his Halloween treats. I think we can all benefit from his efforts. He lives in New Jersey so I suppose tastes may vary around the country.

Begin
Quantity

Issued

End Quantity

Time
out

Minutes

Minutes
per Piece

Air Heads

90

90

8:05

245

2.7

Hershey bar

42

42

6:51

171

4.1

Reese’s cups

60

60

8:07

247

4.1

Kit Kat

36

36

6:38

158

4.4

Sweedish Fish

24

24

6:13

133

5.5

SweetTarts

24

24

6:14

134

5.6

Crunch

32

32

7:10

190

5.9

York Peppermint

36

36

7:40

220

6.1

Twix

32

32

7:20

200

6.3

Butterfinger

40

40

8:14

254

6.4

Hershey w/Almonds

42

42

8:40

280

6.7

Reese’s Pieces

36

36

8:06

246

6.8

Sour Patch

24

24

6:50

170

7.1

Dots

24

24

7:00

180

7.5

Snickers

40

40

9:04

300

7.5

Almond Joy

36

36

9:00

300

8.3

Regular M&Ms

48

36

12

300

8.3

Milky Way

24

24

7:22

202

8.4

Peanut Butter M&Ms

24

24

8:12

252

10.5

100 Grand

16

16

7:25

205

12.8

Peanut M&Ms

48

23

25

300

13.0

3 Musketeers

12

12

7:15

195

16.3

Baby Ruth

32

15

17

300

20.0

Mounds

36

12

24

300

25.0

Payday

24

9

15

300

33.3

Snickers Almond

12

2

10

300

150.0

Total

894

791

103

First

3:37pm

Last

9:04pm

You’re my bodyguard!

Hey Cyclists

I’ve long been a foe of cyclists. Not mountain bikers. Not people riding in their neighborhoods. I’m a foe to the bikers riding streets that are not designed for cyclists. Living in Utah, that means all the mountain roads. Everyone knows there are roads that you can’t ride a bike on. I-15 is a good example. I believe many more roads should be considered off limits. How about State street? I’m not going to fight that one today. Today my beef is the winding mountain roads.

This week I was driving up East Canyon. I was pulling my boat to a reservoir to teach the motor boating merit badge to a group of scouts. I’m such a good guy! As I rode up the canyon I started encountering cyclists riding up the hill. They were mostly in groups of two but there were some singles. I noticed a state sign that said to watch for cyclists. Coincidentally, the radio had an announcement to watch for cyclists.

My question is what in the heck am I supposed to do when I’m approaching a blind curve with a double yellow line and I’ve got a cyclist on my right weaving back and forth. I’m putting up the hill pulling a trailer. I’m not in a Ferrari.

I took a few pics to show my dilemma? This road had dozens of these blind cures not five or six. I also photo-shopped in a rider.





Seriously, what should I do?

Is this a bad toupet or what?

Sun lover, sun hater

I was in Southern California recently. I took this picture of a nice couple sun bathing. I hope he put lotion on the bottoms of his feet.

What do….

What do Venice Beach, Walmart and The Learning Channel have in common?

They are where you go to see freaks.